The Jimquisition: The shittest games of 2010

A fat bastard who speaks with a chuff accent talks about the shit games that were released in 2010. If you turn down the volume, you could dub in dialogue so that the fat bastard talks about all the burgers, fries, and chips he gobbled in 2010. Do it.

Doperi Petapeta Aru Unchi

   I've mentioned that the company I work for gets a lot of sales listings and product offers every day. It's a little daunting to watch what comes in from around the world every morning in terms of preorders, toys, movies, and software.

   Undoubtedly however, the most interesting and weirdest shit (excuse me) comes from Japan. In the case of the "Doperi Petapeta Aru Unchi," toy, it's literally shit in an assortment of colors. I hear that if you eat a lot of carrots, your poop will look like the crap on the upper left corner of the photo. If you consume a lot of peas as in pea soup, you'll eject the mass that located below the carrot poop. I have no idea what kind of food creates the greasy and shiny black mess that's located on the bottom row, second from the left but it can't be healthy. Maybe fast food that's been double-fried and then reheated and then deep-fried again.

   Yes folk, these toys are on sale in Japan. What's the price you ask? Each piece of crap may be had for a measly JPY100 which is about $1.50. Come and get it.